Heterosexual male seeking woman of any sexual orientation for relationship

Hello ladies. Let me be Frank (Ooops, I already am): I need a woman.

Hi, my name is Frank D. and I'm in dire need of female companionship.

I am 33 years old, currently employed as a material handler for a major multi-national company based in Manitowoc, Wisconsin. I work first shift so my nights are open for any and all sexually devient encounters. I am also a U.S. Army reservist.

Presently, I share a home with two roommates, but my lower-level accomodations are private which is conducive for romantic interludes or just plain old raunchy sex if that is your preference.

As a former U.S. Marine and Gulf War vet, my body is a sculped work of art (6'0", 207 lbs.) and I am well versed sexually in many world cultures. Chances are I can please you, too.

My turnoffs are shemales and women with hairy armpits. I love watching a good catfight and nothing beats a woman covered in tatoos who can ride a Harley.

So if you're interested in a good time, email at frankneedsadate@hotmail.com

Hope to meet you soon,

Frank D.

p.s. I'm really not that shallow, but really fat and ugly ladies need not apply. In fact, just send me a picture (nudes are OK and encouraged) just so I know you're not trying to pull a fast one on me as I value honesty in a relationship.

p.p.s click here for some pictures of me at work.

 

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